Top 10 White People Tweets (July 23, 2020)

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Jul 26, 2020 3:38 AM EDT

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  • 01
    Text - Ted Travelstead O @trumpetcake DON'T CROSS ME OR I WILL START A BAND AND WE WILL PLAY YOUR LEAST FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC AND BECOME HUGE AND THE NAME OF THE BAND WILL BE YOUR CAR'S LICENSE PLATE NUMBER AND YOU WILL LOOK LIKE YOU GOT A VANITY PLATE WITH OUR BAND'S NAME ON IT OH MY GOD YOU WILL FEEL SO STUPID
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - dirt prince @pants_leg a man in whole foods asked how i was doing and i said ok how are you and he said "it is beautiful in my soul today" and that's why i never go to whole foods
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - Jordan Lancaster @jordylancaster Boomers: I heard she went to *looks around nervously* *whispers* Themp y Millennials/Gen Z: LMAOO00 YALL GUESS WHAT MY THERAPIST TOLD ΜΕ TODAY
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - Pat Lenz @Pat_Lenz A lady just dropped a steak while I was at Aldi. I said whoops now it's ground beef. She didn't laugh or seem slightly amused but that's showbiz baby
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - Andrew Armstrong @donfrijole Whoever named them dick pics instead of junk mail really blew it
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - Dame @DameCagz YOU CANT BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED TO SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF. DONT BELIEVE THE LIES 4:25 AM - 3/5/19 Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - Sam Cahn @therunnersam mtv should do a show where they have a young woman read 3 of the horniest messages from guys in her DMs in front of the 3 men's moms and the moms have to guess which one was their son. (a screenshot of the DM will be projected as well so the moms can use their grammar as a clue)
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - Autumn @auty_schmotty She hadn't made a milkshake in years for fear that they would return. She starts the blender reluctantly. In the distance, screams. The boys had returned. They were coming to her yard. 2:42 PM · 7/7/20 · Twitter for Android 282 Retweets and comments 631 Likes
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - Thot's of a Croc @OregonProgress Why do most restaurants Mac n Cheese sides suck worse than if they had just made it from a kraft box? 8:25 PM · 22 Jul 20 · Twitter Web App ili View Tweet activity 5 Retweets 37 Likes
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - Conor Stremlau @Stremlau5 Someone stole my debit card, went and spent $60 at a restaurant and only left a $4 tip. It's not even your card, and you leave a $4 tip. Unreal 17:42 · 9/9/19 Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit

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